# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I touched a dick in church today
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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