Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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