I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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