There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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