she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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