Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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