Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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