She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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