Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize