no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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