Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
we should paint friendship bongs
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