They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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