I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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