She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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