So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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