OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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