what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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