So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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