I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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