i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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