return my video game
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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