i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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