You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
That's intense
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Randomize
