I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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