He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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