your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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