I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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