so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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