what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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