We should be called the Road Head Warriors
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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