no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize
