He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize