That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
