Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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