i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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