Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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