At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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