bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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