i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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