He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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