This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You smell like stripper and shame
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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