Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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