That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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