i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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