absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
