There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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