My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
