He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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