Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
