He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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