I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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