Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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