I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
My feet surprised me
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