i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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