"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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