I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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